Wankers – what, who and WHY
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Sense’07 – Press Release 4 6/11/’07 Wankers Named and Shamed!
That ‘wanker’ issue… what the NT News really doesn’t want to know!
- I know it seems very long, but most of it is very informal and easy to read. Search for ‘Low NT News’ or ‘Lite ABC’ to get the sexy bits!
1. Following is a complete statement of my current position on ‘wankers’
- Including the Sense definition of ‘wanking’
- including website addresses of relevant press releases from my 2004 campaign
- And including an incomplete list of those who live here and now in my electorate, and whom I consider to be ‘wankers’.
- that necessarily includes why you – yes, even that special you… that particular entity whose ‘inner beauty’ no-one else really understands – are probably a wanker too.
- I challenge Nigel Adlam to print the sexy bits – like the description of those who are not disgusted by the low quality of the daily paper and its disrespect of the proper role of the “Fourth Estate” in a healthy democracy as ‘worse than wankers …’ and it gets jucier – should actually increase sales – if the NT News has the guts to take me on… — ‘democratically‘, i.e.!
2. But first …
2.1 Yes… of course I too am a ‘wanker’. I don’t want to focus on why I think I am a wanker – especially with intrepid NT News reporters being so bored that they can find time in the middle of an election campaign to advise Transport & Works on its sign replacement methods!
For the time being though, I am prepared to say that why I’m a wanker is related to the poor and surely unnecessarily limited range of ways I choose to represent myself… i.e. for exactly the same reason I think most adult Australians are wankers.
2.2 I never said I despised the electorate. I challenge the NT News to release all the records – including audio – they have of their interviews with me – I think any reasonable listener would recognise that I spent most of my interview time with them trying to get them to focus on something other than ‘wanking’.
Anyway, my commitment to the electorate is visible – now, and every time I walk our streets – even though I know some readers’ own limited perception will be that my vision is just naive.
Even if a current majority may not want to accept that without principle we are ‘flying blind’, and that we can’t just make up principles to solve immediate problems (e.g. deciding its OK to imprison children because we feel threatened) – I will continue to insist that because Truth Is Love, I clearly demonstrate commitment to and respect for the Electorate, much more respect in fact (just not in fiction!) than any of the other candidates.
I’m the only candidate either honest or brave enough to do what has to be done – remind the electorate of one of the truisms of western liberal democracy, that
“we get the government we deserve” ;
and pointing out basic things like that:
Although there may be no definable ‘objective reality’, although all may be ‘perception’ etc. – you still can’t just make up any nonsense that you want to believe or that people want to hear and think that repeating it often enough to make it ‘acceptable’ to an apathetic majority will make it true… [e.g. the regular statements by the major parties that "we are going to make ‘carbon capture' work..."]
But this is exactly what ‘ideologues’ do – Keep screaming their nonsense in any low ways they can – never mind Truth, no-one’s going to actually check anything,
[unless of course it involves matters intimate to the security of the Nation, the well being of our grand-children, the very life-blood of the glorious Commerce that feeds us all, the pinnacle of Western achievement and what really distinguishes us from uncivilised Blackfellas - like road-signs.]
2.3 On the other hand… almost since I got here, even well before I realised I was going to live here, I have despised the NT News. I now state openly and clearly that I also despise Nigel Adlam, who has consistently pursued a low tone at our only paper. And further, since he is so well known in Darwin, I also despise those who tolerate him. I further remind everyone: I want to debate Nigel… about what the Territory is – and especially about what a ‘Territorian’ is. And then Nigel should retire or be discharged dishonourably.
3. Definition of ‘wanking’
These definitions are taken from Press Releases issued during my 2004 election campaign. At the time the NT News and other local media claimed to have read them – but I can remember only one or two intelligent questions during the entire campaign – and they certainly weren’t from the NT News!
My 2004 press releases are available at :
http://www.geocities.com/commonsenselove/PressReleases.html
I stand by all of them today, and consider them part of the Sense‘07 Campaign.
In 2004, the whole ‘wanker’ thing came up in the context of a deep answer to a deep question:
What is happening to our society … why do we seem to have so little faith in, or love for, ourselves …?
In failing to address truthfully basic identity issues like
the origin of our nation;
the barbaric treatment of Aboriginals as “barbarians”;
the barbaric treatment of the mentally ill or drug-addicted as criminals;
our responsibilities to our environment, to the well-being and security of future generations of Aussies, and to other nations on whom we depend, to work FOR the orderly, fair-go spread of democracy through our region, and NOT AGAINST the UN, which is the best instrument of global stability and development that we humans have ever had …
…we are failing to recognise ourselves for what we really are – embodied members of an on-going group, whose beautiful individual existence would be meaningless, therefore directionless, therefore impossible outside the group.
While we decide to vote using values which are inconsistent with this fundamental fact of life, we are wanking – spraying our potential uselessly around, blinding ourselves (metaphorically speaking, of course) with it – rather than seeing, accepting and mixing in with others in a loving way - for what they really are, for what you really are, for what I really am – fellow elements in an on-going River of Life.
And,
Notes on ‘Wanking‘ – as the term is meant when applied to individuals as voters
- the same person who behaves like a wanker when voting, may be a perfectly normally functioning employee or consumer or cricketer or family friend or employer or driver or cook or parent or whatever at other times;
- What a wanker does is to “…wastefully spray his own [and, thereby, our] potential over the ‘Mirrors”* in his own mind…” One whose actions and desires are inconsistent with her needs; iii) One who chooses her government capriciously; iv) One who refuses to learn from past mistakes.
* The “mirrors” above include those parts of our egos that constantly look for the relevance of the outside world to us, those parts of us that allow us to blame the victim (e.g., individual Aboriginals) for living like they try to, with almost no interaction with the world in any meaningful way, asleep on the bike path in the hot sun – instead of looking at the causes of their alienation (and, indeed, that of many other groups – including One Notion supporters), and addressing these REAL causes in REAL terms.
4. And finally, what the NT News has been waiting for since 2004:
A Roll of those groups any sensible person should agree are ‘wankers’ – and visible every day everywhere — uncategorised, unordered, incomplete and to be continued.
With a Free Bonus Question
especially for NT News Reporters and its sub sub-editors !!!
Guess how many of these you fit into…?
But – with apologies to our own ‘Kel’ and ‘Kath’ (as in the low class comedy, ‘Kath and Kim’) – the ‘bimbo’ ABC’s Tim and Julia, and Nigel Adlam and Colin Wicking - those who dare to make us look like stupid, ugly, ignorant people who are either always drunk or have nothing more to do in our lives than putting up with drunks, or reading, watching (local ABC TV – where are you? this is a democracy…, remember?) or listening to ‘lifestylers‘ like you talking ‘down‘ to us. And – idiots – a definition for you to learn: Territorians are the people who live here – ones like a woman who gives up her chance to swan around Target that afternoon because there’s no-one else with a car big enough to take the other half of the U12 Reserve grade team – for the rest of the season. Even though her own son decided by week 2 of the season that he hated basketball and now she’s going to ‘have to’ try and hang around a dumb game she hates because the football thing never appealed to her – she thought they would have stopped all this nonsense after David Williamson told them how dumb they looked and explained to them
we must do some philosophy first… otherwise were just going to be screeching around like a bunch of ‘Paris Hilton Wannabees’:
what Daniel Dennett, Douglas Hofstadter, Peter Singer, Jesus and the Buddha all tell us is:
you do not exist as a separate autonomous being.
what I am saying is :
you need to vote for someone who knows you, and who knows that:
we all – at least in Western Society – go around the world thinking that we all have some ‘magic’ ‘essential’ separate ‘special’ ‘core’ – some ‘ghost in the machine’ or some ‘inner beauty’ –
- the ‘Real You’, the ‘Real Me’.
please don’t ignore what you don’t read in the Low NT News or don’t see or hear on the Lite ABC… , instead:
think for yourself….so you can think for us, all of us
Solomon Electorate wankers include:
- those who are old enough to be Adult… but who want to be children.
hey guys… you can’t actually extend your own ‘innocence’ – that loveliest of the qualities that distinguish children from adults, that beautiful ‘vibe’ that allows us to experience children differently to Adults.
But you can reduce others’ innocence – like for no better reason than to appease the monkey on our backs’, the Economy – by refusing to regulate Advertising aimed at children. By stealing their childhood so you can continue your own.
This is on-the-ground, in-the-loungeroom evidence that:
“Most Australians are Wankers” and that “the level of Civilisation is lower today than it was 1,000 years ago”
- those who prove Nigel Scullion was depressingly correct to be confident that people would vote for him because “…in the quiet
- those who expect their politicians to be nice to them
- those who think that their politicians must be like them – e.g. unEnlightened tribalists – those who think that democracy is some sort of psychic sports contest held every three years between great and powerful tribes (Labour , Liberal or Green), and that their fate is decided by how well their Tribe goes.
- those who sneer at Independents
if you think you need a Party to represent you… you are Tribal.
In fact, the last person who can represent you in any way is someone who tries to represent you in every way! In other words, you can’t be represented by the Parties who claim to represent you as a Tribe member – because you can ever only be indirectly represented – and then only by principle, ethically derived principle – never by ‘personality’.
This effectively means that you can only be properly, sensibly represented by an Independent. The only way to maintain a Tribal base is to avoid having a coherent, consistent philosophical base. In other words, just as the Liberal party can only exist by not actually having a liberal philosophy [I hardly need mention the decade of evidence we have for that!], the Labour Party can only exist by shafting labourers [need evidence for that?]!
This fact – which causes much whining and howling from disappointed tribesmen[i.e. party faithful] is not evidence of the perfidy of their leaders (which the Tribesmen always disbelieve – this is why they’re always back-stabbing each other!). It is instead a necessary by-product of the way we construct ourselves…
those who do not try to get to know the youth who have to live in the ‘world’ the adults have given up even attempting to explain to them… Those who don’t realise that the awful, mind-numbing, middle-class, middle-brow mediocrity evident in all but the top classes is a not a mystery – its a direct result of the under-funded, Victorian-era system that wanker teachers [threatened by ‘managerial' Executive Principals] run around trying desperately to uphold (instead of refusing to co-operate with it until there’s some underlying philosophy worked out, then insisting on realistic funding for that). More on Govt. workers below.
Or for those who prefer the British Bulldog approach – like any of those who support our national foreign policy ‘settings’ or ‘positions’ – which are exactly as backward as they are belligerent, let me put it more ‘empirically’:
Many of the girls in our High Schools are affronted by teachers like that female Remedial Teacher on “Summer Heights High” who looks really, really nice, and manages to portray herself to me at least as a really, really earnest Green Voting, Magic Crystal Carrying person who really needs to listen to Pink Floyd’s “We don’t need no education… We don’t need no thought control…” . What those girls are saying – and what that teacher is ‘structurally’ unable to comprehend is:
Fuck Off, Miss – don’t you ever get it? We don’t want to be like you. All you ever teach us is how to be like you. That’s all you know, Miss. How to Imitate a Middle Class Wanker, Miss. Miss, we know you were the sort of girl who hated girls like us when you were in school, miss. You think we’re sluts miss. That’s why you hate us still, miss. Miss, you hate us because we can see straight through you … That’s why that last Brinkin-Bitch didn’t last 5 minutes, miss. Miss, if you want to keep coming into 9X… you better learn to leave us alone, miss. Like all the other wanker teachers do, … Miss. Because, miss… what you can’t get through your head , just like that Jamie and her rich bimbo mates on Summer Heights, miss… is that we think you and them are the sluts, miss… Fuck Off Miss. We don’t want to be like you, miss. Look in the mirror miss … is Mr G your boyfriend , Miss? [girls are now bored with the remedial teacher who is above remediation herself - although she is seriously considering taking up budd
- those who can't differentiate between or ‘see' Aboriginals... including those who are too unEnlightened to consider the position - which I hold - that:
"here and now in Australia, the level of Civilisation may be Lower than it was 1,000 years ago"
Of course, I'd be delighted to discuss that with anyone on Talkback. And I can talk intelligently and meaningfully about it, with reference to WEH Stanner, current Australian Anthropology and current evolutionary psychology - and including relevant and consistent definitions of ‘Culture', ‘Civilisation', ‘Dominant Paradigm', ‘Art' ... and a lot of other things you don't read about in the NT News or in major party literature!
A ‘titbit' of evidence for the assertion above is this:
If there were1000 tickets available here in Darwin, where you live, at $2,000 each, including fares to the execution of the Bali Bombers, they would be sold out in a couple of weeks. [Imagine the enthusiasm Nigel Adlam and his team of reporters would have for it - they'd probably be in the front row - in the interests of keeping the public informed and thereby protected... from Terrorists and the heinous hordes of barbarians who are currently poised - a concerned voter told me himself - to steal our women, our land and our road-signs!]
Or, I say there is a significant group living in Darwin who would attend a Coliseum where the ‘Balinese Bombers’ were to be thrown to lions… So add to the list of Wankers theses two groups of Solomon voters: Those who do not know this assertion is correct and, much more so, those who do know it and just snicker at it – perhaps even feel a little buzz of superiority – rather than rail against it… and risk ‘getting into trouble for nothing (for yourself)’…
- those who live here for ‘the lifestyle’ – and who, since they don’t intend to stay here, don’t really care what happens - as long as the party goes on until they are ready to leave. This is one of the groups the crocodile stories in the NT News are designed for… they need to be ‘titillated‘ into buying the paper – and, since so many of them have never been anywhere outside a town or off a road without been taken by the hand, these pathetic wankers find stories about ‘the big, bad bush’ exciting. These stories are really only for people who have never put themselves at risk, never really been in Country – or for an even lower group who love to read about blackfellas been taken by crocodiles or killed in roll-overs.
By the way, if you don’t realise how many Territorians are that low, then you don’t know the place. But that does NOT EXCUSE portraying all of us as if we are that low. .
- those who read the Wicking cartoons in the NT News and who are not repelled by them – in particular Wicking’s personally low view of Territorians as stupid, ignorant, ugly, unaware, barbaric…
As part of the Sense’07 Campaign (not, of course of the underlying philosophy) I state :
No matter who you are, what you do, how many generations you‘ve been here: if you are not disgusted by the continually low world-view expressed in the NT News, then you are worse than just a wanker – you are under-civilised. And you are one of the reasons the NT News is so pathetic. That’s the way you like it – you fraud. Don’t call yourself a Territorian if you ‘enjoy’ the low nature of our only daily newspaper. Don’t say you ‘live’ here – say you ‘consume’ here, i.e., you bludge on here… wankers.
- those who have worked for the NLC at any level above sweeping the floors, for at least the last 20 years. The only other organisations that are as low – in the sense that they totally mis- and under- represent those they are supposed to work for – as the NLC are the RSL and the National Party.
Much more to follow on this … for the moment, consider how poorly Gazza Yunipingu has behaved for so long. Not satisfied with being Shane Stone’s mate [oh, could someone tell the NT News Chief Political Ferret and that depressingly large portion of the electorate who don't know either, who Shane Stone is], Gazza has joined with the awful Noel Pearson and the even worse Sue Gordon in supporting the ill-conceived, ill-managed, ill-directed, illegal, culturally-superior and philosophically confused and contradictory Federal Intervention into the NT etc.
But then, Gazza does get to be the LandLord of Ski Beach for 99 years – i.e. gets even farther above his people – and he knows the whole intervention will be forgotten by Christmas, no matter whether ‘Aussie Low’ [Howard] or ‘Aussie Lite’ [Rudd] wins the election. [Never underestimate the power of ‘retail therapy', especially with a great excuse like Christmas...!]
- those who make things difficult for single mothers.
How dare older people [especially those without children] do anything other than offer sympathy, emotional support and practical help to a single mother next door? How dare they? What are they? Did they not have grandmothers? Did no-one ever care for them? Ever play with them? Do they not enjoy, not need to feel and smell little children?
Has Australia been so ideological for so long that it is ‘normal’ or ‘acceptable’ for an older woman to ignore the obvious needs of a neighbour and her children…?
But then, fellow Territorians: a coloniser (like yourself) has to be an ideologue, i.e. one of those who knows the Answer before they know the Question… one of those who knew before they got here that they were the most civilised people on Earth… i.e. one of the fore-runners of today’s ‘low’ ‘Aussie Pragmatism’
And those older people who are actually hostile to single mothers grew up somewhere where it was normal to look at blackfellas living with next to nothing – whole extended families only having a tin shed with sackcloth walls and actually expected to be grateful for being ‘allowed’ to stay there at the whim of some barbaric Squatter – and hear everyone around them (effectively) saying something like [and here is what that lowest of historians, Keith Windshuttle still thinks:]
“… look at ‘em… disgusting … can’t even feed themselves… don’t want to work… I mean, when are they going to wake up to themselves… we won. We’re here. It’s ours now. Because …, well because when we got here… they just sort of…. Well disappeared.
Look, we don’t say this out loud – we don’t want those niggers to start getting uppity – but we know (and we’re proud to have squatted here for generations)
When their women saw our boys (God bless ‘em and their brave British BullDog heads), saw how strong we were… and that we had real guns… not just bloody toys … I mean they’d never even seen a road or a wheel… hadn’t even heard of ‘work’ until we got here and showed ‘em how to use country … boody wasters… I mean… they really just ponced around here… with all this Land bullshit…. And they still bang on about it…
I mean… Wakey! Wakey! Blackfellas! The real world is here… take your heads out of the sand, girls… I mean, come on, you black sluts… admit it… you wouldn’t want your sons to grow up like their fathers, eh?
… just admit it… we were right from day one: assimilate or just fade off – that’s your choice. MOVE ON OR MOVE OFF. Like Broughie said: “It’s that simple.”
And that mealy-mouthed Fred Chaney… what a wanker he is… I mean Fred Chaney just doesn’t get it either… Reconcile… Listen mate, you used to be one of us… we used to have to vote for you, right? And now you’re telling them that they have rights…? What about our rights, Fred? We won … and now we’re expected to pay for them… I mean:
We won – they lost – get over it. And if they have any sense, they’ll take the hand-up Broughie’s giving them. Fred Caney, you dickhead: Mal’ll do more for the blacks than any of your shit ever did… “let’s respect them… and all that crap… “
Well let me tell you about Respect, Fred Chaney. And you too… you fucann poofter David Marr… and especially, extra especially that other fucann poofter… Kirby… Michael fucann Kirby
Oh, excuse me … I mean Mr Justice Michael fucann Kirby. Another fucann poofter. I mean mate… the CEC aren’t wrong. They’re better than Pauline… I reckon. Now, don’t get me wrong – she was good… but she just let in too many poofters. That’s why I’m voting CEC this time… they won’t let any poofters in there. Or fucann Jews, either. Or blackfellas. No worries about them… they’re the real deal. They can see what’s happening… not like bloody Fred and all his poofter mates…
I mean – and I’m sure Flynnie… you know Flynnie – remember Cannington Constructions… jeez they moved some shit … Until the fucann poofters at Transport and Works started giving all the work to Henry & Walker – remember them? They used to be OK – at least they always walked the job, … you could see ‘em in the pub – but – just like Pauline – they let the fucann shiny-assers in … and then fucked off to Perth .. and then … anyway, Flynnie’s the CEC bloke from Humpty Doo – I reckon, I reckon Flynnie would agree with me … he’s been around… he’s no fool… : I mean, you must have noticed it yourself:
Most of those soft-cock ‘give it back’ crowd are fucann poofters. There – I’ve said it. You all know it – and it’s a FACT – not a fucann co-incidence. As sure as a Spade’s a Spade – all that ‘give it back’, recon – fucann – ciliation crowd are fucann poofters.
Well, fuck your ‘good intentions’ and your fucann shablis or whatever they call it; Its TOO LATE – poofters. Just get real – And, Blackfellas: … get it straight: … Blackfellas: just stop all this ‘Family” and “Land” bullshit and get fucann Real. Your fucann family don’t care about you, I mean look at ‘em… they can’t even feed themselves, for fuck’s sake – so why should you care about them? You need to look after yourself and you’ve a chance now – take it and get real.
I mean… even that fucann Noel Pearson said it… He seems alright, … but he’s still a blackfella – you mark my words. I know ‘em. Pearson will roll-over – once he’s not with Broughie and a few other blokes they must have sent up there to help out Pearson. I mean – he didn’t do all that Cape York Agreement bullshit on his own, mate. You’ll see, as soon as Broughie turns his back, Pearson’ll back with all this ‘The land is My Family’ bullshit.
Listen mate – Mr Pretend-to-be-like-us Pearson: You have one job only – make your fucann caveman mates and dumb-animal-slut-whore-bitch fucann tramps you call your sisters wake up. This is the end of the line – because Broughie’s not going to hang around for ever, right. Even that fucann Chaney gets it: shit – I nearly laughed, except the whole place was full of these hippies – but it was good. I’ll tell you what – I reckon Broughie’s going to pull it off. But only if you pull your finger out - Mr Think-you’re-as-good-as-us Pearson. Anyway… Chaney – jesus it was funny… Crying in his chardonnay … fucann wanker…
I wish I could do his voice … you should have seen it yourself…
“… I’m afraid” he says. Egg-fucann-zactly you poofter. Yotu said it all there. You’re fucann afraid. Like Kirby – I wish these pricks – little pricks – would remember who paid for their education? Mr Media Watch Marr – you’re the fucann same. Well at least we don’t have to pay for their education any more. I mean that was always half the problem in this country – these fucann intellectuals -they’re always fucann afraid.
Anyway – the best bit… “I’m afraid” he says. Fuck! We know you’re afraid – you fucann moron. Don’t fucann waste our time telling us what we know, mate. That’s not what we paid you for all those years. I mean it fucann shits me. They don’t fucann work – but they get paid more than we do! Something is fucann obviously wrong – fucann obvious -right? Mate, if you can’t see there’s something wrong when WE Pay to educate them – WE Pay ‘em to stay in flash hotels, talk shit and then rip us off – we pay way too much tax – supporting all the fucann poofters that’ve come up here now. It was way better years ago… but I’ll tell you what, mate: we let too many people come up here… Its as simple as that. Too many people equals too many poofters, right? And then – what? You know what happens mate: we give ‘em a top fucann pension and more and guess fucann what: we still have to pay thousands of dollars – thousands that could be better spent clearing a few of those mongrel brats off the streets or fucann building something fucann useful and real like a roundover or flyabout… and what happens: What do you think happens, mate – the fuck-wit comes and tells us we should give it back.
What Chaney needs … oh but I forgot the “I’m afraid” bit – that’s the best bit. That’s where you see the difference between these pseudos – like Chaney and Marr… and their best fucann mate – that fucann Gary Humphries from Canberra. I betcha he’s a poofter too – certainly looks and sounds like opne… But you shouldn’t be surprised by that – he’s from fucann Canberra… I mean Mr Gary Humphries – you’re another one like Fred Chaney – you’re not a real Liberal, you’re not an Australian Liberal… you’re just like that David Marr; some fucann wishy-washy fucann international Liberal. Well mate – like Broughie said “it’s simple”. You’re an Aussie, right. Right? Well if you’re going to call yourself liberals and we’re going to vote for you then you better get fucann real – and stay Real – you’re the AUSTRALIAN liberals right?
I mean, I’ll say one thing for John. Well two things – I mean, when you see all those hippies calling our Prime Minister names … well he must be doing something right. But what I’ll say for Johnny is this: At least you know whose side he’s on. He’s not going to give anything back. He’s not stupid. And he’s not going to let a fucann hippie like that fucann Peter Garrett anywhere near the environment – it’s our environment, wanker Garrett – not yours to just give away to fucann Greenpeace…
If we’re going to vote for you – we want to see you working for us. For US. Not for any fucann international anything – if you want to call yourself an Aussie – then you better work FOR us – not AGAINST us like all those fucann poofters, Marr, Kirby and all the rest of ‘em…
I mean, It’s like Alan Jones said. Get fucann Real and let’s see you working for US not all these fucann hangers-on like refugees, hippies, dole-bludgers, the Lebs – they’re all thugs and worse, mate… and now – as if we didn’t have enough problems of our own, we have to take these fucann Sudanese – they’re the worst – but none of these poofter politicians will come out and just say it straight – we should never have let those Sudanese. I wish that just once – just once, that’d be enough to get things back straight again, just once would some bloody senior cabinet minister just stand there and say it straight:
Get back in your box or fuck off. End of story.
Like broughie said – jeez, I reckon we should put Broughie in Immigration – after he’s fixed up the blackfellas. Its simple really:
These people – if you want to call them that – are Trouble. They have been Trouble all their lives – that’s why they’re here. Mate, if you look at what’s really going on – these people have never had a job, spent half their stupid useless lives being bloody fed and watered at someone else’s expense, get kicked out of everywhere else – I mean no-one wants ‘em – and then come here and sit around telling us what to do … and we’ve got to PAY for the whole thing – again. Always us – always we’re the ones with our hands out, we’re the ones who have to pay. Its just not right. And these fucann poofters that can’t see that: well something’s got to give, mate – they’re the ones who are not right. Not right in the head. They might be right on paper – according to some dickhead ethical system that might be alright for aliens or fucann green tree frogs – but they’re not right in the head. They’ve lost the plot… forgotten who they are and who fucann paid so they could get up there and tell us what they fucann think… I mean that’s the guts of it – that’s what these fucann poofters don’t get through their big fucann heads -
you’re one of us or you’re not, right?
Are you with me, poofters Marr, Kirby, Chaney, Humphries et fucann cetera, et fucann cetera. Are you with me… thus far… as you might sat yourselves! thus far… right, poofters? Jeez…. They love talking shit. But they’ve got a reason. OhYes… they’ve got a reason. Keep us down. That’s what they’ve always wanted… that’s why they go on with all this “… thus far” shit – so we won’t read it. They think they can go over our heads and just tell us we’re wrong. And that we won’t be able to hear what they’re saying. That why these poofters make themselves look like that – so we’ll leave them alone – no, it’s worse – so we’ll pay them to hide out at some fucann university – where they can laugh at us behind our backs and write reports about us to that fucann UN. I mean, that’s another load of wank. A Talk Shop… Oh… let’s all spend half the day listening to some poofter in a suit – probably from fucann Sudan – fucann whinging. I mean they’re probably saying that we’re ripping them off – when we’re the ones that pay. We always pay. And never get any credit – I mean we could’ve just left them there – the blackfellas, I mean – I mean, we could have just left them there in their own shit. But we didn’t. We fucann tried to educate them. We tried to – we even shared our religion with them, mate, we gave ‘em a choice of religions, mate – more than was ever done for us – if you were on Tiwi or down there with the savages or whatever you want to call them at Port Keats you could be a Catholic and if you were from Roper or farther you could be a Presbyterian … and other religions too – whatever they wanted. We did everything we could … and what happens:
They – with those poofter intellectuals telling them what to do, writing the letters for them – I mean, when did any self-appointed intellectual ever offer to write a letter for you – go sneaking around the UN, conniving with the fucann Sudanese – I betcha – poncing around… going to fucann Starbucks… spending the money we gave them – GAVE them, right Kirby? And what are they talking about? I know and you know too – it’s so obvious – they’re going to turn Australia BLACK. That’s why I’m giving Johnny another little reminder – don’t drop the ball, John. Listen to the CEC – because mate, we had to remind you before, mate – but you seem to have gone a bit soft John… like this fucann preamble thing, whatever that’s about.
Now, we don’t mind if its just a bit of bullshit to keep those fucann UN poofters off our backs – jeez, with Marr and his cronies we’ve got enough of ‘em here already – but you want to be very careful, John. Don’t fucann forget us, mate – don’t just piss off like all the rest of them, leaving us up here on our own with no help surrounded by fucann blackfellas and wogs and now all these mad Africans we need help why do they always seem to just not be there where you can fucann get the cunts to just sit down – have a few beers, yeah that’d be good and just listen to us but they’re always running… running away “see my office” we don’t want to see your office just be there not just talking from somewhere else just sit there in one place for long enough to be able to you know just talk we’re here you’re supposed to help us no one cares we’re not special now we used to be so special everyone wanted to be here now they’re all just pissing off even the fucann blackfellas are going to change and then who’ll be bottom dog well it won’t be us that’s for sure that’s for fucann sure we built this place its ours now just move on you fucann fucann just fucann assimilate so we can get on with things we can be friends we can all do things but first they have to learn there’s no such thing as a free lunch I mean I’m sorry too really I am but you’ve got to work you’ve just got to work otherwise no-one has anything and we’d just have to live like animals we’re better than that they just have to stop being animals stop being fucann animals you can have a house but not if you’re an animal that’s fair that’s all Pauline ever said give us a go stop looking at all those things that’re nothing to do with us we’re here too how come we get nothing you better listen to us john and kev but I don’t know about kev he looks alright but he’s one of them too and remember the unions tried to sell us out they went to the UN and bad-mouthed us too and they’re always giving money to all these fucann causes causes? what fucann causes? we’ll tell you if we’re worried about something and then you come and fix it that’s how it’s supposed to work not the other way around that’s what’s happening now – instead of helping us they’re blaming us for what? we did nothing we went to work we wore the long white socks we made sure everything worked we had it good then not like now are you listening john don’t let kev in yet john he’s not ready we’re not sure he looks alright but nowadays they all look like that and we’re not sure and don’t go yet john if you go they might sell us to Sudan so all their black mates can … can just give it back… help us someone help us why don’t they just stay in one place why are they never where you want them it was better before john… oh, john don’t leave us yet john we’re not ready john we’re not ready …
Oh but I nearly forgot the best bit was when Chaney
They are fucked. Get it? Finished. They don’t even wash themselves, they’re finished, mate. Dead in the water. And Broughie’s giving you a chance – to get out, to get up. Fact of Life No. 1.
And fact of life No. 2 , wankers: We own the land. The Land doesn’t own us. You see – the blackfellas were – until we came and showed ‘em – I mean really showed ‘em – well basically they lived like animals. And Fred fucann Chaney:
We heard what you said at that poofter thing against the Federal Intervention. You’re the fucann waster, Chaney. We paid for your education, remember. You and those fucann poofters, Marr and Kirby. Well I’ll give to you straight mate – but you don’t like that do you – getting it straight. Thjat’s WHY you’re poofters – you just can’t see what’s in front of your fucann eyes – Mate. Fuck it. I’m going to cross that out – you’re no mate – David Marr – you’re a fucann intellectual – you’re not a mate, mate. You’re not even like one of us. One of the Real people. One of the Real Aussies. You fucann poofters better watch out – if the CEC let themselves get fucked around by the media – or, like Pauline… if they let poofters like Oldfield in … Pauline was doing real good until she let that Oldfield in. I mean mate – was she blind? – jesus fucann christ Blind Freddy could have told her he was up to no fucann good. I mean… even the way he talked should have told her that… he even looks like that fucann David Marr, for fuck’s sake… I mean – we have to get real in this country. We’ll start our own Party… Real Aussies for a Real Aussie – and no fucann poofters better even ask to join. I mean we’ll get it right this time. No more of this ‘say one thing and do another’.
Just get real. A spade’s a fucann Spade and a Poofter’s a fucann Poofter. A spade is useful and a poofter isn’t – unless you’re one of them – and if you are, you can go and get fucked – because you’re not one of us – one thing you can be sure of, mate – there’s no poofters here – not down here where we live… I mean it’s like Alan Jones told those fucann Lebs – right to their faces – he should be in politics… he just says what he can see … he’s no fucann poofter – he’s straight. Straight down the line – like we all used to be before they started bringing in all those fucann wogs and now its worse… If John Howard goes we better get Alan Jones. He won’t piss fart around… and not only the fucann Lebs – no: it’s one law one rule for all. We’re all Australian so just fucann act like it. You want to stay here then you learn how to do things right. And we’ll show you what to do and then you do it – just like we do. I mean – like, get this: they come to OUR country, take our bread…. And then tell us there’s something wrong with us? Mate – like Mal Brough said: We’re here, we’re in charge – all you’ve got to do is learn to be the same. It’s not hard – you dickheads – if we can keep our act together then so can you. Just do like we do. Just do it – and you’ll see – everything will be just fine … we’ll even stop noticing that you’re not really one of us…
Otherwise, as Jonesey said … we’ll get a few real aussies together and fucann then you laugh at our law mate – when you see it coming at you – behind a bikie gang! Jonesey was right – we’ve got our own gangs you idiots just we don’t usually but now its different the police just tell you to ring the office well not with Jonesey, mate there’ll be no need to ring any fucann phone that’s only a machine taking shit you can’t even hear anyway mate if john goes and kev fucks it up we’ll have to get Alan just hang in there for a few more years Alan don’t do a Lawsey mate he’s gone too why can’t they just stay somewhere long enough to really see what we’re telling them and mate if you were there we could sort out a few things but it should be right. Nigel Scullion is right – never mind all the shit, at the end of the day, in the darkness with a pencil they must know they can’t trust kev and there’s no-one else only the Greens – no-one votes for them – and some fuck-wit fuck-wog trying to get himself a pension people will have to vote for john otherwise we’ll bring in Alan
Anyway, basically – call a spade a spade, like we do up here… unless you’re a fucann poofter. Mate, we got to DO something… it’s getting worse – Darwin’s full of poofters now. I mean it was OK before … they had their own sleazy joints… and they stayed there. Now they’re fucann everywhere… it’s the teachers, I reckon. They’re all poofters too. Everyone knows that … unless they’ve never been to school … that’s why half the young blokes today look like girls … Mate, we’ll all turn into poofters if someone doesn’t stand up and fucann DO something – otherwise the blacks – they’re breeding like fucann rabbits out there, you know. But that’s what Fred Chaney and Poofter fucann Kirby and all that lot REALLY want … turn our boys into girls … and then we won’t be able to stop THEM giving it back to them. It’s THEIR fault and they wont listen to us – the real ones.
But that Fred Chaney… Mr Nice Mr Decent Mr fucann poofter, too if you ask me
When their women saw our big strong boys, with their sharp boots, polished buttons, gold braid, neat moustaches … well it was game over. Mate, you could have any of ‘em you wanted… for a few buttons… sad really… but, well, I suppose that’s life …
Couldn’t help themselves… I mean, look at it way – why d’you think every squatter had to have a gun beside his bed? Shoot rabbits …? No mate – as Keith Windshuttle – a real aussie intellectual, and not afraid to say it – who has been promoted to the Board of the ABC as just reward for having the courage of his convictions tells us on every page [aside:and as that lovely little bush story teller Kate Grenville implies - but only implies, she doesn't really have any convictions...]
The squatters had to have guns, mate … otherwise the black whores would taken them back to their camps, mate … and – In The Name Of The Good God who brought us here – … can you imagine what would have happened to them there … I mean, mate … have you ever seen the way they live…? I mean, mate… call a spade a spade… like we do up here … they live like animals because they are animals. Vote 1 CEC and put Mr Howard back to second spot. He needs to be taught a bit of a lesson, does John. I mean he’s all right… at least he’s no poofter intellectual. Not John. He really is one of us – he’s about the only real politician. I’ll say this for John Howard. He knows his roots. Don’t go yet John, we’re not ready yet, John… john… can you still hear us john…
[and on and on and on... the Aussie Whine -saying the same thing over and over:
"... help me, I'm lost. I don't know how I got here, so I don't know who I am.
But the one thing I do know is: I'm not Black or a Wog. And we used to be able to justify ourselves by comparing ourselves - unfavourably - to those ‘lower' types. Now we're not so sure we're superior - but we still don't how we got here, so we still don't know where we are ...
But only help me to be ‘me', because I don't want to change. We can't change... not yet... we're not ready... And we shouldn't have to change ourselves because we won. And "winners are supposed to be grinners"
And if you don't give us back our John, the only one who seems to stay in the same place for long enough to really see what's really happening then we'll get Alan Jones - at least he's straight (I know I shouldn't but I couldn't resist - and anyone who knows Darwin will appreciate that I haven't been getting many laughs...)
- and Alan will get a few of his mates (who will be our mates too, because we stick together... mates of mates can be expected to be mates)
And, with a leader we can trust and our own bunch of bikie thugs we'll bash the living shit out of any wogs or anyone else who just doesn't get it:
We Won. We Will Not Change. If you want to come here you'd better learn to do it our way. Like the Blackfellas better learn. To imitate. Just like the rest of us.
Otherwise we won't feel right. And then we won't be happy. And that's not fair
(Aside: Why do we tolerate the Hell's Angels? Do they actually do anything useful? Does the beauty and necessity of diversity mean we put up with them as we put up with mentally ill people? Do we ‘allow' such bloodsuckers in the interests of diversity? And what would the pathetic followers of such cults do if their cult is removed?
What does the NT News think of bikie thugs? Watch how they report on Bikies - I've heard a rumour, around the traps... that a concerned voter reckons that the difference in reporting on Aboriginal victims of crime and Bikies is interesting. I haven't had time - yet - to check this out - can anyone help? I'm always interested to hear about our paper, by the way. Oh... by the way, Mr Litiginous Adlam, while investigating a report I received - thrown over the fence by someone called Anon - I know its genuine because I recognised the style from the puerile crap he and she somehow find the time, energy and frighteningly, motivation to write - and, more disturbingly, you somehow find the time - and worse from some sewer drag the motivation to sub sub-edit - saying they had heard they saw someone standing on a young womans shoulders, trying to unscrew one of our street signs. I know well that the NT News
- distinguishing themselves as 'heroes of the dominant paradigm' - reminds one of the Soviet award for small achievers called "Hero of the Soviet Union - 3rd Class" from an intellectual by the emptiness of the empty deserts between their ears
And, ASIO et al. - have you got back those night-vision goggles that the Bikies swapped drugs for? )
- those who are "RatRacers" - too self-absorbed to realise we're all very rich, that getting that last piece of over-priced crap paid off quickly is pointless if you're immediately going to sign up for some other bullshit. [for supporting evidence, please see the ABC Radio National All in the Mind program website - Richard Layard on ‘Happiness']
This includes the wankers who don’t see that ‘WorkChoices’ and a lot of other ‘flexibility’ nonsense is actually analogous to ‘adoring the Golden Calf’ of Economic Rationalism, which is, of course, actually completely irrational!
Claiming that the most important, over-riding business of politics is economics – which is effectively what economic rationalists keep screaming – is the equivalent of saying that the most important, over-riding part of parenthood is feeding the children [and never mind all that education and playing nonsense - just replace teachers by cooks, English Literature by sausages , and get the kids to grow corn - or that the most important, over-riding part of a human being is its stomach - I mean the Brain consumes a lot of food - if you didn't have a brain, you could eat less. I know that metaphor seems a bit weak - but I believe that in time, Economic Rationalism will seen as having been as irrational as giving your brain away would be.
i.e. Economic Rationalism is very seriously bad wank. I see it as a betrayal of reason, a slide back towards a darkening age...
I condemn the craven acceptance of the insane current economic paradigm by the major parties - and their candidates, who understand the current paradigm about as well as most of the rest of the electorate, which is about as well as B1 or B2 do... [more later]
And those economic rationalists (and their post-modernist shadowers) who have infested the public service since our politicians realised they’re the ‘best’ responsibility-dodgers are seriously bad wankers who the rest of us, especially those who end up having to pay when it all ends in tears, would be much better off without…
- those who have participated in the ‘magic carpet‘ method of allocating public money. This includes most public servants at or above, say, AO3, T4, P1 levels. More on this later – like when some journalist actually reads enough to ask me questions… but for now:
We have all been wankers really… all but those who are just not competent enough to understand much of the world. We have all participated in the magic carpet process. For example, we are all complicit in the massive under-funding of Aboriginal Australia. How we have done it is by refusing to ever employ any of the three essentials of publicly funded action. These are:
Evidence-based Policy, Needs-based Funding and Community-based Assessment.
Instead, we – the Electorate – have been happy to elect ‘efficient economic managers’ who save us tax dollars by shifting too little money around the system quickly enough to stay with the photo opportunities and ahead of the disappointed or distressed public. The pressure on parents to work too much without intelligent community provision for their childcare needs is barbaric. The way mentally ill people are allowed to wander unsupervised and unknown in a world they can’t even begin to understand is barbaric. The way hospital patients who don’t have interested relatives sometimes just ‘fall off the edge‘ is barbaric. The way the CDEP has been suddenly terminated is barbaric. The incredible under-policing of remote communities [including what are called "Police-sanctioned fist fights"] is barbaric. Police sanctioned? What sort of animals are we? A Police sanctioned fist fight is a contradiction in terms – the police are there because ‘Might is not Right’ is one of the principles that supports western liberal democracy. Or do NT police officers – who seem to have forgotten their disgraceful history as a para-military force used to ‘clear’ the ‘bush’ – still think that since ‘Aboriginals’ live in ‘a different world’ that a different standard of justice is OK, and that since they live in a ‘lower’ world, then a lower standard is fine?
All these are examples of the underbelly, the inevitable and obvious underbelly of magic carpet funding – and any of us who have participated in taking money out of a budget from which the public gaze has passed and putting it back into one that’s in the news now are: wankers. And that’s a lot of us, fellow Territorians… (again including myself)
5. Anyway, that’ll do for now. You have been shown – in only a few hundred common little words – that, and much more importantly, why
Most Australian Adults are Wankers !
Quod Erat Demonstrandum, Nigel!
The fact that I am able and willing to describe us in these different yet consistent ways, and that I am prepared to discuss us in such broad and sometimes difficult terms is why you should:
o Read and Report on my philosophy
o Ask me questions like:
How am I going to make myself the effective opposition if I am elected?
What do I mean by “Community-based Assessment” etc.
What do I think I know that makes me worth voting for…?
o Show that you are open-minded enough to consider this proposition:
I am the only NT politician who can make actual progress ‘on the ground’ in relocating the locus of NT decision making away from swinging voters in marginal seats in the middle of nowhere [which is where they are if you're looking from Darwin as if you intend to live here] like Kingaroy, Broadmeadows, Deniliquin, Rockingham, Potts Point.
That’s because I know the ‘ground’ on which I can make progress, the only ground that actually exists is [necessarily] co-created between the ears of people who don’t care enough to find out enough to learn they need to listen to someone who does.
Or, in fewer words – you should be considering me because I’m the only candidate you may ever see, and will be one of very few who ever made a maiden speech in any western-paradigm society ever
… who ‘knows’ that the ‘ground’ ‘he’ ‘walks’ ‘on’ ‘actually’ lies somewhere between the frontiers between ‘his’ ears and ‘our’ ears.
And, for those who think that you have to vote major parties because they’re the only ones who can ‘do anything’:
Remember that Southern Australia developed a very dangerous idea called ‘the Brisbane Line’ when Northern Australia was last attacked – remember the atrocious willingness of the major parties to invent ridiculous entities like ‘migration exclusion zones’.
- and accept that we need to be represented down South by someone who is strong enough and well grounded enough to face down Channels Bimbo, The Daily Telegraph and more than any of the ‘lightweights’, the dreadful Michelle Grattan and Laurie Oakes etc.
I will become the effective opposition if I am elected, if for no better reason than I am the only politician who is both willing and able to both Show and Tell the public how shallow the Canberra Press Gallery actually is.
And please recognise that I am the only NT politician who has enough human vision and human knowledge to see and form the links we will need to sustain ourselves in a World which may be about to change fundamentally…
[This reminds me of yet another bunch of wankers - those who are too stupid to see that our security lies in helping Indonesia as much and as quickly as we can... much more than in murdering people from cultures we do not understand - whether in the name of a noble ideal or just stupid expedient pragmatism. But then, stupid expedient pragmatism is the only discernible current Australian Foreign policy, in fact just about the only discernible Australian Government policy on anything.]
See my definition of the difference between ‘pragmatism’ and ‘practicality‘ at: www.vote1sense.com
- And show, by asking questions that you are Enlightened enough to consider voting for me…!
- Check out more writing …
http://www.pariahnt.org/maurice-foley
http://www.geocities.com/commonsenselove
Sense’07 – Press Release 4 6/11/’07 Wankers Named and Shamed! End
